What's Your Poop Telling You?

This is not medical advice. Just poop-flavored trivia.

Your poop can say a lot about your health. A quick glance at it can offer clues about hydration, digestion, or diet. You can classify your stool by shape and color to get a general sense of what's going on down there.

Hard Small Pellets

Highly Constipated Type 1 poop

Hard lumps, like nuts. Classic constipation. Textbook rabbit nuggets.

Lumpy Sausage

Constipated Type 2 poop

Lumpy sausage. Still constipated, but now with ambition.

Cracked Log

Borderline Normal Type 3 poop

Cracked log. Approaching normalcy. Like your GPA, it's borderline passable.

Smooth Sausage

Normal Type 4 poop

Perfectly smooth sausage. This is your digestive system's Mona Lisa.

Soft Blobs

Mild Diarrhea Type 5 poop

Soft blobs. You're one bad meal away from diarrhea.

Mushy Mess

Diarrhea Type 6 poop

Mushy, ragged edges. This poop gave up halfway through.

Liquid Puddle

Severe Diarrhea Type 7 poop

Watery. No solid pieces. Basically a horror story in your toilet bowl.

Poop Colors

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Brown

Normal Brown poop

Normal. Classic. This is what nature intended.

Orange

Usually Harmless Orange poop

Too many carrots or antacids. Not scary, just weird.

Green

Diet/Transit Issue Green poop

Leafy diet or fast digestion. Chill unless it glows.

Yellow

Possible Malabsorption Yellow poop

Greasy? Might be fat absorption issues. Monitor it.

Red

Possible Blood Red poop

Could be beets. Could be blood. Flip a coin or call a doctor.

Black

Internal Bleeding? Black poop

Iron pills or internal bleeding. Don't ignore it.

Pale / Clay

Liver/Bile Issue Pale poop

No bile = no bueno. Could be liver/gallbladder issues.

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